rereading TBK and feeling all brain fevery over ivan even though i’ve always been a dmitri girl. is this growing up or a lateral move? like dmitri is the obvious hot mess dude babe but then ivan is that actual sociopath goth guy standing in the corner like sup i have this crazy manifesto let’s be rationalists and do the damn thing already
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!
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If you ever have insomnia all 13 episodes of The Ascent of Man are here, or at least most of them are, but not in proper order.